after dinner sneeze

t says:  The last little bit of chooclate that I saw, but did not experience, myself, is depicted below.

What the what?

What … the … what?

Maybe a has more experience with these things than I, as he’s a little more in tune with the wine world, but if this is the first time he’s reading about it, I’m sure this picture makes him want to vomit a little.  Even g had a visceral reaction to the description and picture.  As for me, I  have no idea what this must taste like and am curious.  On one hand, it has the consistency of Baileys in the bottle (I picked one up and jiggled it) – maybe a little thinner.  And they promise “premium grape wine” … and chocolate … so now I’m confused.  I did have some “chocolate wine” at Tria once, but that was more of a zinfandel fortified with chocolate flavor – not something like this which is creamy-looking.  And, after all, the cow on the label looks like he/she’s having fun, so that’s gotta mean something, right?

At the time, I had no choice but to pass on this bottle – my hands were full and I was already dropping some cash on other purchases.  But … for $10 … is it worth a try?  Who’s with me?

<Insert the sounds of crickets chirping here …>