a brunch storm
t says: I was flipping through some of my previous photos on my phone, only to find that there were a few dynamite breakfasty items I’ve had recently. While no one particular visit is entirely substantive for a single post, I decided it might be fun to smoosh together some highlights. And here we go ….

Honey’s Sit-n-Eat, March 2014, Brunch. Those who know me know that I am very plus-minus on Honey’s. To this day, I just can’t understand why this particular place is worth waiting in line for. Be that as it may, if you do get in (i.e. on a weekday or something), the service is fast, and the food is often “solid”. Being a pancake-o-phile, I have to confess that I’ve often been a bit underwhelmed with Honey’s; the pancakes are often a bit too thin, and a bit too rubbery/elastic (I prefer cakey!); thus when I go to Honey’s I often try to find something else to eat. Well … except this time: the above is the S’mores pancakes that was a special at Honey’s last month. If you thought that finely ground graham powder, chocolate sauce, and marshmallow would make for a CRAZY good pancake, you would be right! The toppings definitely made up for the pancake’s ho-humness, so much so that I’d order it again if I saw it on the menu!

Parc, March 2014, Brunch. The above pancake is the polar opposite to Honey’s loaded kind. These standard pancakes from Parc’s menu are as good as plain pancakes get nowadays. Yes, there is a luscious taste of butter and sweet sweet sugar when you bite in, but those flavors are oh-so-comforting. Combine those with a fluffy-cakey pancake, and you have a stunning example of what a well-done, un-fussy pancake can achieve. Bravo Parc – way to keep up with this classic!

Cook & Co, March 2014, Brunch. So this one’s not fair because the eatery is located outside of NYC, quite far away from PHL. Served at a place that reminds me a lot of Picnic (the eatery in The Left Bank), the above “Elvis” is amazing, harkening back to my memories of Cochon’s Elvis French Toast. This version is far more restrained, lacking that bananas-foster-sauce, and instead having that peanut-butter cream layer which adds a nice texture and flavor to go along with the banana, bacon, and perfectly battered/cook French toast. While it would be challenging to eat any more than one of these at a time (it’s still pretty rich!), it was a fantastic experience I hope to re-live on my next visit to Scarsdale.
LaBan gets The Fat Ham right!
t says: I had some pictures in my phone from a lunch that a and and I had at the Fat Ham, just waiting to be unleashed onto adsz. But of course, I had been procrastinating … and procrastinating … and procrastinating … until now! LaBan’s review just came out, reminding me of just how much we liked it! No time like the present! While we may not have had the emotional crisis that LaBan went through (he got absurdly bent out of shape over the sauce of the hot chicken), it was a damn good meal. Check it out:

ricotta cheese: this was crazy-good. like Barbuzzo-good. The creaminess and that little bit of oil was perfect. It doesn’t have that drizzle of balsamic that makes Barbuzzo’s so ridiculous, but there was something in its simplicity that just kept me coming back for more. I would have gladly licked the bowl if that was acceptable.

these oyster po-boys were amazing. how it is that the super-thin-and-crunchy crust stays on the oyster, which is not the least bit overcooked might be another wonder of the world. I would have been satisfied with these for a main any day!

the burger was a little underwhelming. featuring wagyu beef, the waiter boasted that it was the best burger he had ever had. and maybe that was true – if we could have tasted the burger! you see, we were prepared for moo-moo succulence, but found the cow to be completely overtaken by pimento cheese in both texture and flavor! sorry Sbraga – there’s just too much pimento! it was almost like cheeze-whiz!

pecan pie … out. of. control. best i’ve ever had. period. flavor, texture, everything. kp needs to verify its superiority.

and they have an exhaustive list of bourbons! some of them downright pricey, but might be worth a stop if you have a hankering for some whisky. Their sauv blanc that was on tap was not bad for $6!
While this is “only” a lunch, if it is any indication of what dinner may promise, then the Fat Ham has destination dining written all over it. I say “destination dining” because let’s face it – who’s going to venture out to that weird little void between Penn and CC? Certainly JG Domestic isn’t drawing any crowds, but maybe the Fat Ham will? I hope so!
Resting on its Laurels
t says: Newly opened Laurel has received a ridiculous amount of hype. Now declared the winner of Top Chef, Nicholas Elmi is definitely reaping the rewards; his E-Passy eatery is booked through June. I’m happy he’s doing well, although I heard that some felt “the other guy” was supposed to win Top Chef. Whatever. I didn’t watch any of the season, so I have no idea who “should” have won. I’m happy for Nick Elmi … but with my happiness comes high expectations … after all, Sbraga is kickin’ ass there on Broad Street, so Elmi should do just as good, right? After all, he is the former Le Bec-Fin dude. Having made a reservation before Elmi was announced the winner, g and I rode out to East Passyunk with a bottle in hand for g’s bday.
February 2014, Friday Dinner, Party of 2. I have to write it here just to make sure he gets the message: a, I’m very sorry we didn’t invite you and v. While I do try to include you two in all the fine dining we do, sometimes there’s just gotta be a good-‘ol-fashioned g + t date night. You know how it is: wives before guys.
As far as atmosphere is concerned, I have to say that the vibe is definitely fancier than Fond used to have. There are white tableclothes, plush chairs, and slightly more table space. As a result, it feels like the place seats less people than Fond – which is quite impressive, as Fond was small enough as it was. The result was a very pleasant, un-BYO-esque experience in a good way – there was ample elbow room, and we weren’t sitting on top of eachother.
And now … the food:
I started with the foie gras terrine appetizer, which looked like an interesting slab of marble when it came out, due to the cocoa that was pressed in there with the foie. The citrus from the blood orange was a nice touch, but ultimately, I felt like the foie didn’t really shine through. Don’t get me wrong, chocolate + citrus is delicious, but if I’m being charged for foie, I want to be able to taste it. (It would have been real killer had one side been torched or bruleed or something for a little bit of that roasted foie flavor).
g did the tuna + asian pear + horse radish. This was a peculiar dish in that the raw fish was coupled with frozen-then-shaved horseradish. While this was texturally interesting (it was fun to have frozen horseradish melt in your mouth and slowly pick up in spice level), it was odd with the fish because the cold temperature muted the beautiful fish flavors. Similar to how you’d never want sashimi to be served too cold, this crudo should also not be too cold. A fun effect, but overall, it probably hurt the dish.
We followed up with the charred Spanish mackeral, which was nicely cooked and without complaint, as well as the gnocchi, which featured pancetta and garlic, resulting in a bowl of warmth we wished would never end. Bravo for course #2.
Third course featured a roasted “sheep’s head” fish, with … foam. g liked the foam, as it brought an airiness to the cider-y flavors within. Personally, I found it to be gimicky and unnecessary. Instead, I preferred my seared fish instead (?trout?), which had a beautiful skin on it and nicely sized, nicely cooked snails. It was pretty heavy-handed with the salt, but I’m down with that..
In all, I have to say that it was a “nice” meal. It’s a step up in “fanciness” from Fond, which I’d have to say is Laurel’s competition in the area for this kind of food. Whether or not “fancy” is a desirable direction for Laurel to go is debatable. For instance, the set-up is more “grown-up date” than “let’s just go out on Friday” … which is good if you want a romantic evening (or at least want to give the impression that you’re mature). The food is fussier as well, with more elegant plating and incorporation of techniques that are a little more new … which is fine … but I felt like some of these flourishes were superfluous, if not letdowns (e.g. frozen horseradish, foam). Along these lines, I felt that there was only one actually “soulful” dish (the gnocchi) out of the whole evening. Similar to the atmosphere and cookery, the service was quite professional, but lacking the warmth of something like a Talula’s Garden or Fond. I guess what I’m trying to say is if you want to impress someone, go to Laurel – it won’t let you down and it’s sure to leave an overall good impression. But, if you want to a meal to remember, one that will make you go ga-ga for the food, go to Fond … and thank me later.
NYT Wine School
t says: I love this idea – thanks for the heads up, a!
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/12/dining/get-out-your-corkscrew.html?_r=0
what if you could turn water into wine?
t says: That’s a shnazzy line, right? “What if I could turn water into wine?” It’s got a lot of head-turning power. I’m sure someone might actually read this article now. Who knows how the end product will taste? I’d blind-taste it just for fun (but I sure as hell wouldn’t buy one).
about time!
t says: It’s about time that someone made a not-ridiculous-looking wine carrier! It doesn’t look like it’d accommodate wider pinot/chardonnay bottles, though …
1760 rocks it … Bauer be damned!
t says: When visiting SF on a recent trip, I let kp choose our dinner. He opted for 1760, a restaurant located at 1760 Polk street. Not knowing anything about the restaurant beforehand, I was excited to go, as kp was excited for some octopus dish that was a “Top 100 in SF” item according to 7×7. What he/I/we did not know was that the place had be wrecked by SF’s critic, Bauer; he didn’t have one good thing to say about their food! Funny thing about Bauer is that we had crossed paths (like two ships in the dark of night) before, having eaten at Sons and Daughters right before his review broke; now that was a restaurant which we were initially lukewarm about but apparently has gone on to garner Bauer-love and a Michelin star.
So how did 1760 fare? Check it out:
February 2014, Wednesday Dinner, Party of 2. kp and I were ushered in from the rain and seated immediately by a smiling hostess – they got points already.

The format of the restaurant encourages multiple courses in series. As such, there would have to be a lot of re-setting of silverware … except for now, when all you’d have to do is reach for the box of silverware already one the table! I initially thought it was kind of lazy, but you know what – it was actually kind of brilliant! I could switch up my silverware as often as I wanted! kp and I were down for the choose-our-own-fork adventure! (I only wish they would have had a variety of different styles of fork – it would have been fun! Like, Talula’s Daily should do this with their mismatched silverware – it’d be quirky and cute!)

two slices of apple … the literally gave us two slices of apple to “cleanse our palates”. for real. when these came out, all I could do was contemplate, “really? two pieces of apple? what kind of amuse bouche is that? maybe they do things way differently here in SF”. But of course, it wasn’t just two slices of apple – it was two of the best pieces of apple I’ve ever had. Why? Well, it was apple compressed with vanilla and orange zest. The wizardry of citrus-apple-vanilla combination was fabulous. I liken it to eating a sorbet … that had all the textural consistency of an apple. It’s like they played god and made their own apple. As a result, this single apple ruined all other apples for me. I guess I should just stop eating apples altogether now …

raw scallop + ugni + caviar + onion + soy = 5(bait). Beautifully balanced, with the mix of briney-salt and soy-sauce-salt that was so fun to watch.

yellowtail ceviche with shaved celery, a line of homemade sriracha and a bit of yuzu bubbles. This dish tasted like it was ripped straight from the mind of Peter Serpico, himself … which means that it was thoughtfully composed and perfectly executed.

you can’t see the shisito peppers, but they were there … and they were solidly done … nothing beats a well-charred shisito pepper for a fun finger food to munch on as time passed …

the crispy octopus was … very nice … with a fun crispy exterior and soft interior … but let’s be honest: koo zee doo’s milk-braised octopus (R.I.P.) is a benchmark that just cannot be passed.

welcome to monkfish liver mousse. this was kp’s only pick of the evening (the octopus dish was compulsory, and I got to choose the others – kp felt that he’d always have a chance to come back, whereas I was just visiting … he’s thoughtful like that) … and it was incredible! absolutely incredible! If the ocean could be experienced like a symphony … in your mouth … that is what this dish was like. And I say “symphony” because it had this “time course” of flavor, where it started off mild and subtle, followed by a soft crescendo of ocean breeze and lightly sweetened compote which was then followed by a surge of sweet-savory mousse which was then followed by a climax of savory-salty squid ink crisp which was then followed by seconds upon seconds of fading flavors – I didn’t even want to sip my wine with it because I didn’t want to risk losing the delicate flavors of the dish. It was the single best dish of my trip! Forget the octopus being on the “Top 100” – this thing should take up like 4 spots on that list!

the lamb shoulder cavetelli was fine .. nothing too crazy going on here – solid lamb flavors, good bitter greens, al dente pasta … they read the textbook and followed it down to every dotted i and crossed t.

This dessert was a little hokey. That bourbon sauce overpowered everything else on the dish … which wasn’t that bad because it was delicious as hell, but it lacked the balance of a “deconstructed chocolate s’more” … and it made me long for Talula’s Garden’s chocolate s’more dessert, which will go down in history as my favorite dessert in all the land …
In all, 1760 did a wonderful job with the dishes we ordered, and still, there were plenty more that we wanted to try! The lack of “cohesion” that Bauer pointed out isn’t a big deal, as I enjoyed the opportunity to compose a unique adventure from start to finish. I think that the key is to find awesome dinnermates who are willing to share so that you can maximize the tastes. While not every one is the blow-you-away-killa’, everything was nicely done with a delicate, deliberate hand … oh … and that monkfish liver mousse just straight-up killed it …
As an aside, kp and his roommate also took me to Nopalito on another night and it was ridiculous. There were too many dishes to do a blow-by-blow, so I’m just going to have to put up a single pic so I will remember going there:






