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Sweet Home Southern Oregon

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t says:  Right before we left for Oregon, we met up with rch and mh at cm’s Birthday party … only to find that rch and mh were headed to Oregon, too!  We made a deal: we would tell them them about our our Willamette Valley discoveries, and they’d have to let us know how it went.  And we did!  And they did!  And so here it begins – welcome to first-time contributors rch and mh!

rch and mh say:

Our beer, food, and wine tour of Oregon began in Medford, OR, where we spent a few days with family friends. During that time, we tasted our friend’s delicious homebrew beer. His double IPA was outstanding. One night, we dropped their kids off for the evening and drove to Ashland, home of Oregon’s world-renowned Shakespeare Festival. For our purposes, however, what mattered is that Ashland is the home of the Standing Stone Brewing Company. Like many, many of the places we visited over the next week, Standing Stone has a pretty impressive commitment to local ingredients and sustainability, and they just received an award for being one of the most sustainable businesses in the region.

Having four people there gave us the opportunity to sample more of their food and drinks. To start, we had a sampler to try out some beers. Then we ordered beers – and this place offers something a bit unusual; they had pints for $5 but half-pints for $3 each. Since we were there in part to try the beer, a few of us got half-pints. The “I heart Oregon ale” was probably the favorite of the table. It featured a very balanced flavor profile and had all local ingredients. Like many pale ales it was mildly bitter and slightly hoppy. The amber ale was also terrific. It featured a slightly more malty flavor. Note in the picture below how the IPAs were quite dark and hoppy. Also tasty.

 

While many micro-brews are mostly just about the beer, the food at Standing Stone was also solid. rch and a friend split a chicken, garlic, & cream sauce pizza while mh and a friend both got burgers. The pizza was good, not great, but the burgers were excellent. Great garlic fries, though maybe a touch too garlicky. We also had some excellent sweet potato fries, good Brussels sprouts, and one other appetizer that neither of us can remember.  Great experience and it was not surprising that it was pretty packed throughout the evening when we were there. Only downside, from the perspective of a Celtics fan following Game 5 against the Heat – no TVs.

We then traveled across OR-140E about 80 miles or so to Klamath Falls. While we did not have much time in Klamath Falls, we did get to stop at the The Creamery/KIamath Basin Brewing Company (located on the site of an old creamery – note the sign below).

 

The Creamery is a relatively new micro-brewer in the heart of Klamath Falls, OR (rch’s hometown). She remembers when it was an actual creamery, complete with giant milk carton standing on the roof next to the cow, but hadn’t been back since they remodeled. We arrived there with very little time to spare – only about 45 minutes between events. It did not disappoint. rch ordered a Crystal Springs IPA. It was tasty – not too hoppy but great flavor, and again made with mostly local ingredients. mh ordered the sampler, which was inexpensive and included eight generous pours of KBBC beers. Great value and delicious beers. The Crater Lake Amber Ale, the “flagship” beer of the KBBC was especially good. The bar also had solid dark beers like the vanilla porter and chocolate-smelling stout. We did not get to sample the food, but we were generally impressed. The bar had several large TVs and advertised that they have NFL Sunday Ticket, a huge plus during the football season. Below is a picture of the “tasting”.

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12 June 2012 at 6:49pm

Chloe and Wedge+Fig make us smile

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t says:  continuing the a + v dinner series

a says:  First, Chloe …
We’ve been a fan of Chloe for awhile and visit it every few months… if they decide to open.  We’ve also wanted to bring my parents there since it is convenient and delicious. Everything came together a few weeks ago for what was our best meal there, yet. It’s no wonder they have lasted this long (over 10 years) and earned a reputation as Old City’s best bistro.

April 2012, Friday Dinner, Party of 4.  We ordered almost exclusively from the specials menu which mainly consisted of appetizers and small plates. We find the appetizers to be stronger at Chloe, plus we get to try more items. Standouts included a well executed potato leak soup that had great potato flavor without any mealiness. The leak could have been more pronounced and the Vichyssoise at GTC still owns the top spot for potato based soups.  (side note to GTC: Why, oh why, did you take this off the lunch menu?  [g interjects from nowhere: Yea!  The first time I noticed it wasn’t on the menu, I was SO sad!  t joins in: She was almost in tears … g fights back: Shut up!])  A luscious gnocchi in a venison and pork ragu hit all the right notes along with my entree, halibut with a potato, bacon, and lobster hash – I’m pretty sure that’s all the “bait” you can fit in one cohesive dish. I’d say this is one of my favorite entrees from the past few months though nothing about it was nuanced, just damn satisfying. v’s salad with grapefruit, avocado, and fennel was fresh, interesting, and more subtle than the other dishes. If you find yourself in Old City, consider Chloe for inventive, modern American cuisine… just pray they’re open. (n.b. They do not take reservations and are byob.)

Next, Wedge + Fig … x 2 …
April 2012, Brunch, Party of 4.  Still one of the best places to enjoy a bottle of wine (byob) while enjoying the outdoors. We went with the cheese board special of the day which introduced us to some interesting takes on old standards. I had the “Jawn” sandwich (butter-fried turkey, pork roll, cheddar, jalepeño-dijon aioli, and red onion on pretzel bread) and can honestly say it was that jawn: A great take on what makes a sandwich uniquely Philly while not being heavy or overpowering. The saltiness of the pretzel bread is a nice touch but I think the pork roll could have had more oomph.

v takes over from here:  May 2012, Brunch, Party of 3.  On our most recent visit, the service continues to improve as does the decor, chairs, and most importantly, the food. The portion sizes are a bit bigger than when the restaurant first opened. As temperatures continue to rise, Wedge + Fig has made some subtle changes to ensure comfort in the back garden. This is one of the quietest, most relaxing places in Philadelphia. The sound of the small fountain and the high walls block any ambient noise that may come from the bustle of the city. As for the food, it just keeps getting better and more satisfying. I ordered my favorite brunch dish at Wedge + Fig, the lox and cream cheese. It is one of freshest, lightest versions of this classic I’ve had at any restaurant. Not surprisingly, a ordered the panini of the day (PoD) – dubbed the “John Wayne” –  buttermilk blue cheese, ham, bacon, fried egg, apples, and whole grain mustard on rustic white bread. This was one helluva breakfast sandwich, not for the faint of heart. The cheese was extremely creamy, the apple cut the richness of the cheese, and the fried egg brought everything together.  As always, we left Wedge+Fig content, happy, and above all, relaxed.

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7 June 2012 at 9:57pm

elaborating upon ela

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t says:  Since opening, Ela has received a ton of praise for the quality of food, with much love and adoration for Chef Cichonski’s incorporation of unexpected flavor combinations and a few cutting edge techniques.  We here at adsz have been waiting patiently to go.  Actually – that’s not true – we’ve been rather impatient with our waiting and have  been trying our hardest to get there.  And now … we finally did.

May 2012, Wednesday Dinner, Party of 3.  g, g’s friend, and I rolled up into Ela for our reservation and found it to be kind of empty.  We couldn’t help but wonder why this would be the case, that is, until we realized that it was a Wednesday evening.  Right.  That’ll do it.  The decor keeps it warm and inviting – lots of browns, yellow light (courtesy of “artisanal light bulbs”, right?), and nothing super-flashy (no goofy chandeliers, no pointless splashes of color).  It puts you at ease, right away.  As I eyed the wine preservation system behind the bar, I looked forward to seeing what values they might have to share.

We were greeted, seated, and had the menu explained to us – including a $45 fixed price lobster “tasting menu”.  At first, I eschewed the fixed price menu, figuring that I wanted to choose each course for myself.  But then, while perusing the real menu, I kept getting lost.  Everything sounded so good (or at least so interesting) that I just couldn’t put a combination together that I felt was superior to any other.  As the waitress came around to get our order, I realized that I was spending too much time thinking – I needed to stop (I am on vacation, after all).  So I caved – one tasting menu for me!

lobster lobster lobster!

g, on the other hand, manned up and picked out the courses she desired.  With our drinks in hand (I went for the Trimbach Pinot Blanc while g and her friend went with some very well-crafted cocktails), we sat back and watched the show …

g’s first: pea soup + poppy meringue + mint + some-kinda-cured-meat

It’s hard to make pea soup look pretty in a picture – it looks like a puddle of green.  At least we can say that it tasted for better than the photo makes it look.  That poppy meringue and mint really livened up the deep pea flavors – it was a perfect accompaniment for a hot summer day (actually, I said at one point: “It makes me wish it was warmer in here just so I could really make use of how refreshing the soup is!”).  It wasn’t life-changing, but definitely a solid start.

t’s first: lobster curry + golden beat + coconut ice cream

My first dish arrived and I was psyched – it’s been a while since I’ve had some good lobster.  Scratch that – if you count the “lobster chicken“, then I guess I had it a couple weeks ago (but I’m not counting that).  Let me start off by saying that nothing in this dish was bad – and as far as “curries” go, this was bright and lively, which I like.  However, I felt that the lobster didn’t really have a place, as it was a little too subtle (I did get some lobster sweetness, but not much more than that) when compared to the punch of curry, the texture of the beets, and the cold of the ice cream (or was it ?sorbet?).  The balance was a little off for my taste, as it felt more like a beet curry than a lobster one.

g’s second: gnocchi + cauliflower + filberts (hazelnuts) + unidentified ingredient

Welcome to the gnocchi.  Not a visual stunner, but man-o-man, it was some mighty-fine, mighty-interesting gnocchi.  The pasta was light and fluffy and kind of fun to eat with the similarly shaped cauliflower (you never knew what the cauliflower:gnocchi ratio was going to be), and the cheesy/creamy sauce/foam with the sweet, earthy hazelnuts was amazing.  My tongue didn’t know what hit it.  It’s got to be the dish of the night!

t’s second: lobster croquette + pork belly + mustard + other sauces

Mmmmm.  Pork belly.  I’m a sucker for pork belly … and have had it pretty much every place I’ve found it – maybe that makes me kind of a pork belly “expert” (or at least I could play one on TV).  So how was Ela’s pork belly?  I’d give it a “good”.  Tender?  Check.  Flavorful?  Smoky barbecue – check.  But I prefer my belly a little juicier – perhaps deeply glazed or smothered or sauced.  In this preparation, the pork belly was kind of naked … but that’s so it can pair with lobster, right?  Kinda.  I’m down with a lobster-pig combo, but something was a little off in this dish.  The croquettes were breaded/fried, meaning they had a decent amount of fatty richness, already.  Then when you add on the fat of the belly, the dish comes off a little “heavy”.  The smears of sauce just couldn’t cut through it well enough.  My wine attempted to, but was outmatched by the fat content of the food.  As for the lobster flavor?  Once again – it was a little lost with everything else going on – between the pig flavor, the mustard, and the sauces.  I like where he intended to go but feel like he was blown off course a little bit …

g’s third: scallop noodles + curry

So this is the fabled dish that everyone talks about – the scallop noodles.  Now, I understand the novelty – it’s noodles that are made of scallop – so that’s fun.  But I think we need to put on our thinking caps before we praise this dish up and down for being “soooo good”.  If this was a curry with plain ol’ scallops, would it be considered good?  I’d say probably not.  If these were normal scallops, you’d want to see some caramelization on them to bring in some deeper flavors, and not just the flavor/texture you get in the middle of a scallop.  The curry, itself, was fine, but the sum of flavors was a little underwhelming.  So it’s clear that this the dish relies on the novelty of the scallop noodles … but now let’s go back to the scallop noodles. Are they super-cool?  Kinda.  there’s a bit of mystique attached to them … that is … until I burst your bubbly and tell you how they’re made (or at least how I think they were made) – it didn’t involve sorcery, fancy cutting equipment, or ginormous scallops!  Now, I’m no Ela cook, however, I’m 99% sure they were created in a manner similar to how Wylie Dufresne (of WD-50) makes shrimp noodles: transglutaminase!  In short, transglutaminase is an enzyme that can be be used to chain together certain amino acids in proteins (that’s an oversimplification)!  So if you have one slab of meat and another slab of meat, you could [in an oversimplified manner] throw on some transglutaminase and glue them together (although “glue” is a little misleading for what’s really going on here).  What I suspect Ela did was puree some scallop, mix it with transglutaminase, and extrude it into the pasta shape of choice (once again – oversimplified).  If this is true, then it’s not magic – it’s science.  (Of course, if this is NOT how these are made, then I’m completely wrong and stupid, and I apologize to the Ela team for spreading lies.)  So I guess what I’m trying to say is that if you just get around the idea of eating scallops in noodle form, I think most people would feel like dish needs a bit more going on in the flavor department …

t’s third: lobster brick + lentils + peas + truffle powder

This was probably the best of the three lobster dishes.  The hunks of lobster was nice – but to be honest, I thought he was going to meat-glue together some lobster so that the lobster would be presented as an actual brick (like Momofuku brick chicken).  It wasn’t, but that’s ok.  In this dish, I could finally feel the lobster taking center stage (or at least joining the front line with the other flavors), so I was happy.  The lentils and peas still had a bit of bite to them, and the truffle powder was a great way to get the flavor onto the dish without overpowering the lobster or sauce – I’m a huge fan!  My lobster was a wee bit over-cooked, but I was so happy to see an actual hunk of lobster that I didn’t mind.

dessert = chocolate + butterscotch + lemon + Asian puffed rice crackers

This was a wonderful dessert – it just took me a while to figure out how to approach it.  The secret: mash it all up and stick it in your mouth.  This multi-component dessert really needs a contribution from each to get moving.  The rice crackers brought in a bit of heat and some of that “funk” (my college roommate called them “fart crackers” … he was a little culturally insensitive … but very funny …), and the lemons kept the palate springy and ready for the next bite.  I really liked the surprise of this dish.  The execution could probably use a little work (maybe some kind of intricately layered dessert that could be eaten more gracefully?), but I like where they’re going …

Ela had its fair share of highs and lows, and I’m afraid that I just can’t jump on the Ela bandwagon yet.  Don’t get me wrong – the meal was good, and the three of us had a great time together, but I think that the dishes could use a little more refinement to really push Ela over the edge so that it can join the ranks of Bibou and Fond.  Right now, I put it just under Talula’s Garden in my book – Talula’s doesn’t have as many “tricks”, but does a better job with flavor depth and balance (and its sweets and cheeses absolutely crush dessert every time!)  But I’ll keep an eye out for Ela, as I’m sure Cichonski’s going places.

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4 June 2012 at 10:47pm

a “hole-in-the-wall” taco joint to be proud of

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t says:  Ok – enough about Oregon …  In our absence, a and v have been busy holding down the fort in Philly …

a says: (April, Dinner, Party of 10) We had a friend urging us (read: begging) to join him for a night at Loco Pez, so we ventured to Fishtown with a large group of taco aficionados, ready for the weekend. The decor at Loco Pez can best be described as taco bar chic and most of the room is dedicated to the bar. I was thoroughly impressed with the salsa, guacamole, and rounds of tacos we ordered throughout the night. I think the best taco was the shrimp followed by the chorizo; the al pastor could have had more flavor. v really enjoyed the vegetarian options and thought the taco accoutrements (cilantro, onions, pico de gallo, etc.) were solid. The mushroom taco was especially fresh and flavorful. We are looking forward to returning so we can try the few remaining tacos (carne asada, pollo, spinach). Beers are reasonably priced and drinks were well made. Of the two margaritas v enjoyed, the Impala (classic margarita) was the best. Turn to Loco Pez when trying to score no-fuss tacos, or with a group that has a vegetarian or two.

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1 June 2012 at 9:13am

The Oregon Trail: Eateries (cont’d)

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t says:  And to complete the whirlwind recap of Oregon dining, here we go …

Wine Country Day 3 – Dinner: Thistle.  Now, this restaurant is quite a controversial topic in wine country.  Our BnB proprietors very clearly didn’t like the place – the chef had a reputation of being “Mr. Grumpy-pants”, and the format of the restaurant is a little too “hip”/”cool” for Oregon.  For example, when we walked in, you’re told by the hostess/waitress/server that the menu is on the board and that that’s the only place it’s written (Little Fish has a very similar tactic).  On one hand, the menu seemed pretty good:

Thistle’s menu

But on the other hand, you can’t see the menu from every seat in the restaurant (actually, I’d say that less than half the seats in the restaurant are even in the same room as the menu!) … and this is why their execution of the chalkboard menu is ultimately a fail!  As the evening progressed, a crowd of people started to build, as patrons had to stand in the room we were eating in (i.e. I picked a seat right underneath the menu so as not to have to rely on memory), make up their minds, memorize their choices, and then return to their seats.

Continuing with Thistle weirdness …
So I got up to wash my hands before eating.  I apparently looked lost (I was), so the bartender gave me directions … but then he warned me … “Yeah, the lights don’t work in there – don’t worry – there’s candles.”  I thought, “that’s weird”.  And then I walked in:

bathroom by candlelight

So then I knew it was weird.  I mean this has to be some kind of violation.  You can’t see it in the above picture, but that bar next to the toilet that people should rely on for balance in case they’re elderly or handicapped (or happen to fall in because someone left the seat up) – there’s candles on that, too.  I’m all for ambience – trust me – but I just don’t see how anyone needs to be put in a romantic mood to void/evacuate/wash.  Kinda weird …

On to the food – it wasn’t bad!  Actually – it was pretty good – technically the best that we had in Willamette Valley.  Fish cookery was top notch.  Gnocchi were soft and pillowy.  Good stuff.  g was especially happy because for all of the negative comments we had read about the chef, we found that his food was tasty.  We did feel, however, that the chef might be a little “green”.  It seems like he has a lot of ideas (i.e. ingredients) that he desperately wants to put on each and every plate without putting enough thought into how the diner would approach them.  As a result, I found myself hunting/dissecting with my fork and knife to ensure that every bite had at least some of each of the components, as I imagined that’s how chef imagined they’d go together.  A prime example was the fish dish:

there’s just too many (at least 7) components! … (but each one is cooked VERY nicely)

I think my favorite of the evening was:

simple appetizer = potato + bacon + kale + egg + mustard

We would consider going back to Thistle again, but there are other places in Wine Country that we’d try first.  Cuvee, Recipe, and The Painted Lady come to mind immediately (oh, and the restaurant in the Allison and the new one in the Inn at Red Hills).

Oregon Day 4:  Mixing it up …

So we decided to visit Columbia River Gorge before settling in Portland.  It’s true that you kind of pass right by Portland to get to the Gorge from Wine Country, however, we felt that we just needed to visit more of Oregon.  It was great!  The views were spectacular, and had g and I been more “into” water sports and/or hiking, I’m sure we could have spent even more time there.  For us, we were content with the pretty surroundings and the waterfalls.

Multnomah Falls is so huge we couldn’t fit more than half of it in any one picture …

Additionally, there are lots of great spots to picnic.  We stopped at a Target to pick up a corkscrew and acrylic tumbler so that we could drink some rose at the Gorge – check it:

lemon zest chevre (Abbey Road Farms) + baguette (Red Hills Market) + Domaine Drouhin rose (in a $2 Target tumbler)

This lunch was AWESOME.

After arriving and getting situated in Portland (and seeing some sights – like Powell’s City of Books), g and I prepared for our first [and only] dinner in Portland: Le Pigeon.

We had reservations to eat at 7:30 but were starving by 5:30.  So we “chanced it” and just showed up, hoping to nail one of the chef’s counter seats that are available to walk-ins only (only 10 or so seats available, first-come-first-served).  We were in luck – we were the last two that fit!  Whoopie!

Ok – let’s slow things down now – Le Pigeon deserves the blow-by-blow …

t’s app: grilled lamb tongue “salad”

So, the lamb tongue wasn’t presented in exactly the way I thought.  I thought that a hunk of tongue was going to be cooked slow and then grilled at the last second.  Instead, this was fine slices of meat mixed with other interesting salad-like ingredients.  Ultimately everything did taste great, but I think people who go ga-ga for this dish are just falling for the hype of “eating tongue”, to which I am no stranger (and this didn’t taste particularly lamby, either).  And, unfortunately, it paled in comparison to g’s app …

g’s app: rabbit pot pie (topped with hot mustard ice cream) + rabbit heart “salad”

Holycrapballsthiswasamazing.  First off, That pot pie totally killed it.  As much as I raved about Alla Spina’s Pig Pot Pie, this is an order of magnitude better.  Seriously.  The succulent rabbit meat (and plenty of it), the ice cream (g loves hot mustard), and I even think there was a little bit of foie hiding in there … heaven.  And then there was that mix of rabbit heart and mustard and something sweet/fruity-tasting (?tamarind?) and unidentifiable other “stuff”.  And then it happened: I was brought to a pause – you know – one of those times when you want to just close your eyes and let your brain and mouth savor every flavor of the symphony before you.  It was the best dish I had had in a long time.  And the surprise/novelty of it reminded me a bit of the old Talula’s Table Bryan Sikora (not to be confused with the new a.kitchen Sikora).  I did not see that one coming … Needless to say, g won Battle Appetizer (lamb tongue never stood a chance).

For mains, I went for the hunk of meat:

t’s main: boeuf bourgignon

I thought that I had this one all locked up.  The meat was fall-apart tender and deeply penetrated with the uber-oomphy braising liquid.  The onions and potatoes were so deeply flavored that they barely resembled their pre-cooked form.  And yes, even the carrots were scrumptious.  It was so classically done and so perfectly executed that team t was going to steamroll team g for sure … or so I thought …

g’s main: chicken … kinda

Ok … so I labeled the above photo “chicken”.  And yes, it was a plate that featured chicken.  But don’t be fooled.  This was no ordinary chicken.  This chicken was possessed by the devil … because clearly only Beezlebub would think of lobster-ifying chicken.  That’s right – lobster chicken.  Now, g confesses that she ordered it because she wanted me to have the beef (I “called it” first) – she only went for the chicken because I had told her that some Yelpers said it was delicious.  They. were. not. lying.  You put a piece of white chicken (stuffed with lobster) in your mouth and it’s so vividly lobster that you swear it was a piece of lobster.  And then, as you bite down, you get the firmness of chicken which while weird at first is actually kind of a well-matched texture for the power of the lobster.  Underneath, there’s dark meat mixed with lobster pieces and that ridiculous sauce (and peas … g loves peas).  Now, g admits that this technically was not the “best” chicken she ever had in terms of chicken cookery (i.e. the chicken alone wasn’t particularly tender or particularly juicy – but done well enough), but she feels that it’s probably a contender for the best “chicken dish” she’s ever had when it comes to flavor – and I’m totally with her.  This chicken – this silly bird that was screwed around with to taste like lobster – was out of control.  As good as my beef was (and as impressive as the picture of the beef was) and as confident I was that “cow beats chicken” is as true/fact/dogma as “rock beats scissors”, g’s chicken, with the power of lobster, slayed my cow.  Damnit.  I was 0-2 this meal (and she let me have first pick!)  On to desserts to see if I could pick up at least 1 victory to restore team morale …

t’s dessert: creme brulee and malt pot de creme

My dessert wasn’t very fussy.  I was feeling kind of full, so I wanted some lighter flavors that went down smoothly.  And, after watching chef torch off a creme brulee (after all, we did have prime seats), I decided that that’s what I wanted.  And indeed everything was delicious!  The textures, temperatures, and flavors were all spot on …

but g showed me no mercy …

g’s dessert: “carrot cake”

I was actually surprised g ordered dessert.  Usually, she foregoes dessert and takes a bite of mine.  But not this day.  This day, she annihilated me 3-0.  Okay.  Look at that carrot cake.  That is clearly NOT a “carrot cake” as the menu suggested.  It was like bringing a gun to a knife-fight.  Forget “gun” – try rocket launcher.  First off, let’s tackle the obvious component: the carrot cake.  This carrot cake was crazy.  Now, I’ve had some darn good carrot cakes in the past (shout-out to w!), but this was super moist and super soft, but somehow not “spongy”, and it boasted carrot and spice flavors, but no actual carrot particles were visible.  The cream cheese icing wasn’t over-bearingly sweet or cream-cheesy, with just the right amount of viscosity.  I’m pretty sure those nuts were toasted because there’s no way they could have had the flavors they had otherwise.  The chamomile ice cream – ok – that was the one thing on the dish that was “normal” – a nice mild flavor to provide some background for the other fireworks.  Now let’s talk about the ridiculous …  Those ribbon thingees are shavings of yellow, orange, and purple carrot that had been treated in such a manner that they were essentially like those Listerine pocket strips … except that they tasted of carrot.  Those yellow raisins were rehydrated in Lord-knows-what, but had this mix of sweetness and a little bit of sour/tart punch.  And then there’s that little cube of orange … carrot, right?  WRONG.  That was some sort of gelatin substance that was cut into cubes (think textured like panna cotta) so it would look like carrot, but have this wonderful cross of creamy and carroty and sweet.  Someone had a lot of fun crafting this dessert … and we had even more fun eating it.

As you can see, Le Pigeon serves some wonderful food.  At “baseline” (i.e. everything I ordered), the food is “delicious” and superbly executed.  But at the extreme (i.e. everything g ordered), it’s whimsical and surprising (and delicious and superbly executed).  g wants to do an FTC trip to Oregon so that we can do up the wineries and go to Le Pigeon.  Who knows – maybe after reading this post, the usual suspects will begin thinking about it …  Whadya say – International Pinot Noir Celebration in July 2013?

Day 5 – Finishing off Portland …

Yes … this has been a very long post.  But give me just a few more pictures to wrap up our trip (rapid fire – I promise!):

I started off the day by bringing some Voodoo Donuts back to the hotel … yea … I know it’s a tourist trap

wait for it …

raspberry jelly, lemon cruller, buttermilk, and Memphis Mafia (i.e. chocolate, caramel, peanut butter, all on fried fritter dough)

Voodoo was good, but I think their “shtick” is just doing “over-the-top” donuts (they have a lot more like the Memphis Mafia pictured above).  I kind of prefer FedNuts super-flavor-packed donuts to these, but I will say that Voodoo has a better actual “donut matter” (Fednuts are a little too cakey for me).

We did Bunk Sandwiches takeout for lunch – they’ve received a ton of accolades and have been on DDD – I know it’s a tourist trap, too …

meatball sandwich – those were some darn solid meatballs and the sauce was actually pretty good (with some spice) … but I know that g’s meatballs could wreck Bunk’s … just sayin …

chicken salad – good components around the chicken salad, but the salad itself was only “meh” – Rotisseur might be able to take ’em …

And that’s it!

We boarded a plane with our wine, prayed that we (and the wine) would arrive safely in PHL, and voila!  Here we are!

Overall, it was a fantastic trip – g was glad she did it! (Her original attitude was “Oregon?  Who goes to Oregon for vacation?”).  To those who’ve “done” California, Oregon is a great trip with great wines and a slower/nicer attitude.  The food might not be as polished/famous as Napa’s, but it’s also a helluvalot cheaper (the wines are, too!).  Portland is an interesting city and worth a visit (lots of cool tattoos), but we can’t justify any more than 2 days (g says:  When we go back to Oregon, we’re only going to stay in Portland for the food – no need for me to see anything else.) – we probably would have spent more time in the Gorge had we had the time.

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29 May 2012 at 12:48am

The Oregon Trail: Eateries

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t says:  And now, let’s roll the picture reel – it’s time to see some Oregon food.

Wine Country Day 1 – Lunch:  Red Hills Market.  This was a cute little market that sold everything from meats, breads, and cheeses to wines, coffees, and touristy nick-knacks.  They do some pretty good desserts, including the best macaroon I’ve ever had (I didn’t take a picture of it because by the time I thought to do so, I had already consumed the entire macaroon).  It’s the perfect place for a first bite after a tired journey or to pick up some picnic necessities.  Oh – I forgot to mention the delicious artisanal sandwiches:

red hills market roast beef

Wine Country Day 1 – Dinner:  <Picnic> Famous 3rd Street Pizza.  We didn’t take a pic of the place or the pizza because it was pretty standard fare – nothing special.  We would have done something awesomer, but Mondays in Oregon Wine Country are tough – it’s REALLY hard to find open restaurants (either that or we just suck at looking for them).  We took a pizza back to Abbey Road Farms BnB and enjoyed the view over a slice of pie.  Ahhhhhh, heaven.

Wine Country Day 2 – Lunch: The Horse Radish.  Located in downtown Carlton (this is a joke), this is a great little sandwich-centric place for lunch.  Because it was called “the Horse Radish”, g insisted that we order a dish containing the condiment … meaning that we again had roast beef:

not as “sexy” as Red Hills Market, but more filling (only half is pictured above)

Oregon cheese trio and some fig jam

Overall, the food was satisfactory and the price was right.  Not bad!

Wine Country Day 2 – Dinner: We had another outdoor picnic, but this time, we’re going to play a game where you guess what we ate after a long day of wine tasting …

The large box had a salad (yawn), while the other components of super-awesome outdoor meal are …

… Oregon Dungeness crab lasagna …

… papperdelle bolognese …

… cupcakes (peanut butter and chocolate, red velvet, raspberry filled, and caramel filled) …

… and a beautiful view!

As you could probably guess from my strong words in the last post, the wine was the best part of this meal.  It was just a wonderful outdoor drinking wine.  The food was pretty good, but we have to admit that for the hype that Nick’s Italian Cafe gets, you’d think that this was going to be the best Italian food ever.  It wasn’t.  (g suggests:  It wasn’t bad, but maybe they just don’t have a lot of great Italian places around here to compare it to.)  I agree – Osteria would reduce the long-time “establishment” of Nick’s to a nothing more than a faded memory within a single summer.  The cupcakes a similar story – they weren’t bad, but it’s similar to any old cupcakery you can find in Philly.

Wine Country Day 3 – Lunch:  Dundee Bistro.  This place rocks.  Seriously.  The food is well-prepared and often contains little tidbits of novelty to wake you up from a wine-tasting-induced-siesta.  The by-the-glass wine list is impressive.  The hipster waiters are nice enough, so that wasn’t a problem.  I’d say that if you want a sit-down lunch, this place is a no-brainer.

pasta carbonara … but the pasta is kinda like ramen noodles …

French Fries (truffled) + golden beet salad with curried apples

Wine Country Day 3 – Dinner … to be continued …

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25 May 2012 at 1:35am

The Oregon Trail: Wine

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t says:  So, we already went through some of our trip, but now we get down to the wine … after all – the whole point of the trip was to take on Oregon Wine Country (or at least, the Willamette Valley).  We didn’t take a ton of pictures, but we’ll mention who had great views, great wines, etc. (and I promise pictures on our next post about FOOD).  But let me warn you right now: this post is going to be INCREDIBLY boring for those with no interest in wine.  But if you’re a “wino”, then maybe you might make it through without falling asleep (maybe).  Furthermore, if you’re planning a trip to OR, then this might be a helpful post, as we wish someone would have told us all of this beforehand.  At the very least, g and I can look back on this post and remember which places to revisit and which places to avoid on our next OR trip …

Day 1:

Argyle Tasting Room:  Right across the street from where we lunched (Red Hills Market – more coming soon), Argyle is known for producing some of Oregon’s best bubblies.  Because of this, we decided to make Argyle our first OR tasting as it would be a fun way to celebrate being in Oregon.  So how was it?  “Meh” is probably most accurate.  g, the bubbly expert of the two of us, felt that the sparkling wines in her flight were “ok”, but not particularly spectacular – kind of a letdown if these were Oregon’s best bubblies.  I tackled Argyle’s pinot noir offerings and found that although potable, they, too, were mediocre at best.  Oh well, at least its location didn’t really make us go out of our way to get to it.  Grade: C

Ponzi Wine Bar:  We did NOT go to this wine bar, however, it’s right across from Red Hills Market and actually connected to Dundee Bistro, so it would have been even closer than the Argyle Tasting Room (e.g. we walked to the Argyle Tasting room, we could have crawled to Ponzi’s using only the strength of our eyelids).  Ponzi’s wine bar wouldn’t have had bubbles, and I can’t vouch for Ponzi wines, however, the bar does offer tastings of other reputable, non-Ponzi wines that we gradually become familiar with throughout our Oregon Trail – so that would have been a far better option than Argyle … just sayin’ …  Grade: ??? (likely far greater than C)

Erath Winery:  We first had Erath pinot noir off the winelist at Talula’s Garden and found it to be delicious and inexpensive (i.e. when you buy it by the bottle at a wine store).  Having been let down by Argyle, g suggested that we give Erath a try on Day 1, even though it wasn’t on our itinerary (k and cm know about my “itineraries”).  The tasting room at the winery was well-appointed, and there are some impressive views to be had.  The wines weren’t too shabby, either, as the tasting covered a variety of price-points and production levels, ranging from the sub-$20 pinot noir and pinot gris you can find in nearly any store (and pretty good for the money, too!) to above-$50 rare-beyond-the-winery options.  The most surprisingly delicious wine was a still white wine made from pinot noir grapes, which I had never tasted before (although I have since found this to be a common wine style in Lombardy and Germany).  Erath’s version had this excellent mix of stone fruit and tart apple and vegetal zip all on a creamy vanilla background – like a peculiar cross between a California Chardonnay and a German Riesling.  (g says:  It tastes like what a great bubbly would taste like … without the bubbles! … which is great so now t can have some!).  You’ll be seeing this bottle in the next post …  Ultimately, we felt that Erath was a darned good “Intro to Oregon Wines” tasting … but pass it if you’re already familiar with OR wines.  Grade: B+

Day 2:

Adelsheim:  Adelsheim’s kind of pricey.  The tour is pricey.  The wines are pricey.  However, the tour was particularly nice and rather complete from grape to cellar (it’s especially well-suited for those who’ve never seen a winery before), and the wines were pretty solid (a good way to taste multiple expressions of pinot noir).  (g interjects: “Solid”?  Stop being so critical!  They were delicious!  I would have been happy taking home 3 of the 5 we tasted!)  Ok.  Scratch “solid” – make it “good” … but that’s as far as I’m going.  Grade: B+ (“better” wines than Erath, but a higher price-tag.)

Carlton Winemakers Studio: Welcome to a wine snob’s heaven.  This place is a collection of winemakers who all use a single facility to craft their wines – so there’s a lot of “up-and-coming” pinot-making talent by people who are just getting started and don’t yet have the facilities to make their wines at their own vineyards.  Every wine-experienced person we ran into suggested we go here – so we did.  The tasting room in Carlton (so it’s just a wine bar you’re visiting, not a winery) was helmed by the “wine director” on the day we went; he had a lot of knowledge, but he also had a healthy dose of wine snobbery and was not afraid to express his opinions (g admits: He was an “acquired” taste.).  His opinions included things like:
“Your state’s liquor laws are stupid. I think they’re just plain wrong, so I ship there all the time anyways because I don’t care.”  (Whoa there spanky … don’t let the PLCB catch wind of this …)
“Yea, I said this wine was ‘pretty’, but I actually don’t like it.  Actually, I recommend that you buy that other one instead because this one is ‘so pretty’ that it’s kind of boring.  Actually, it’s my least favorite bottle on the entire list.”  (WHAT the crap?  The sad truth is that I was somehow suckered by this logic and avoided the “too pretty” wine!  WHAT?  How did that happen?  g still doesn’t understand why he even bothers to sell that wine at all.  Whatever.)
However I felt about the guy behind the counter, and even though the wines featured here are more expensive than those at Adelsheim, the Studio does a brilliant job showing how different vineyards/winemakers can take pinot into a various directions that differ so wildly from each other – it was actually very cool.  We’d go back for a tasting in a heart-beat.  Grade: B+ (would have been an A- had a nicer person been there)

Rex Hill / AtoZ Wineworks:  While Rex Hill is probably the first winery that anyone traveling to Willamette Valley from Portland will see … but it was the worst tasting we had.  The winery’s not pretty.  The wines at best are “meh” at best.  The dude behind the bar could use a shot of enthusiasm/salesmanship/showmanship/life.  Grade: D- (Why not an “F”?  Their saving grace is that it’s really close to “The Sweetest Thing” Cupcakes.  While no Kara’s, they’re pretty tasty, as you’ll see, and do a great job making up for Rex Hill’s lackluster wines.)

Tyrus Evans Tasting Room:  They offer Ken Wright pinot tastings, which is pretty bawler.  However, they only sell Ken Wright pinots by the six-pack, which is WAY expensive.  We decided against the pinot tasting because we didn’t want to be tempted by something that we could never afford.  They also offer Tyrus Evans tastings, which are non-pinot wines crafted by Ken Wright – that intrigued us so we did it.  Conclusion: Ken Wright should stick to pinots.  (g chimes in:  Actually, this is the one tasting I regret – we should have done the Ken Wright pinots just to do ’em.  Who cares if we can’t afford them – what other chance would we have had to have tasted them all?)  Other than that, there really is nothing remarkable about this location, as its just a random building in a sparsely populated town.  Do it if you’re there, but we don’t think it’s worth going out of your way for it.  Grade: C (B if you go for the Ken Wright pinots)

Day 3:

Domaine Drouhin:  If you absolutely want to do a winery tour but do NOT want to pay Adelsheim’s cost (and want a better view), then this is the place to go ($25pp).  Yes, this is one of the “big” Oregon wineries, so everyone-and-their-mother goes there … but they do a nice job!  They even let you do a comparative tasting of Oregon pinots vs. French Burgundies (you need to call ahead for the “Drouhin Experience”)!  The people are nice.  The facilities are large and spotless.  The view is impressive.  And, of course, the wines are pretty tasty, even if they are a little commonplace.  They get bonus points, however, for starting us off with a glass of rose for the tour – now THAT’s what I like to see.  I’m happy we went!  This place is good for a tour or even just for a tasting.  Grade: A- (Is it snobby of me that I’m docking them points for not having rarer or more exclusive wines?  Probably.)

Domaine Serene:  This was the biggest let-down of the Oregon trip.  The tour/tastings are NOT cheap.  And for how much people hyped the new facilities, we have to say that we weren’t impressed, as it’s clear that they cheesed it up with their beaucoup bucks instead of having true style (e.g. it’s not that Domaine Serene is “ugly” – it’s not at all – but it’s like they’re trying oh-so-hard to make you feel like you’ve been transported to some sort of grand chateau … meanwhile, for example, Quintessa in California is a far more beautiful winery with superior design/functionality).  But it didn’t stop there – for me, the biggest disappointment was the wines.  After reading so much about Domaine Serene and all of their pinot success, I expected to walk out of their with several bottles and a depleted bank account.  But no!  The wines were shockingly boring (topping out at “good” for the ’08 Evenstad) – even the ones that got rave reviews from wine critics!  Gasp!  Ultimately, I understand that Domaine Serene draws a big crowd (people fall for the marketing), however, I say that if you absolutely must go, then just show up, enjoy the view (the view is pretty – similar to Domaine Drouhin), have a tasting at the wine bar (i.e. skip the tour), mark it on your checklist as “done”, and save your money for other wineries.  Grade: D+ (B if all you’re going for is a view and tasting).

Alexana Winery:  We were told about this place by John at Abbey Road Farms; given his lifetime of wine-related experiences, we took his recommendation seriously.  The story behind the winery is interesting: an Indian cardiologist somehow accrues/spends a whole lot of money on top-notch vineyards/wineries in Oregon, California, and Argentina and then proceeds to employ some very famous winemakers to create what he believes are “the best possible wines” from his land.  I don’t know how he does it, but man, this guy seems like he spared no expense.  Now I know that this kind of strategy might turn a lot of people off, as he’s basically a very wealthy person who is enthusiastic/obsessive about wine, and not technically a farmer/oenologist, himself.  I, too, had my doubts, because I’d prefer it if wine was made from love, not money.  But let me tell you that after tasting these wines, I no longer cared about who was making the wine, because they were fantastic!  I’ll be keeping my eye on this winery, for sure.  On top of that, the views were great (and we could see Abbey Road Farms from the tasting room!) and the facilities were brand new (still undergoing construction).  Sure, the wines do creep up in price, matching those of Domaine Serene and Adelsheim, but if I had to splurge on a bottle of wine, it’d be from here (actually we did splurge … on several bottles …).  Grade: A (could have been an A+ if the wines were a bit cheaper … that and if they got rid of the rather cheesy promotional materials that use the caduceus – those were pretty lame <I’m sure g would be happy to design a far superior logo/label if they’d pay her in Riesling and Pinot Noir>).

So where would we go on a second trip?  Or where would we recommend wine snobs go on a first trip?
We’d do Alexana, Carlton Winemakers Studio, Tyrus Evans Tasting Room (the Ken Wright that got away …), and we’d branch out to others like Penner-ash and Winderlea (the winemaker Robert Brittan has quite a reputation for great wines).  We’d also check out a winery or two at the Gorge (e.g. Syncline).

Where would recommend for non-snob first-timers?
–If visiting one place: Domaine Drouhin (yea, it’s none-too-exclusive, but I can’t fault them for doing a good job – and book the “Drouhin Experience” if you want a private tasting – it’s fun!)
–If visiting two places: Erath and Alexana (they’re close to one another and run the range from cheap to expensive)
–If you really want to see what Miles was blabbering about about pinot noir in the movie Sideways: add on Carlton Winemakers Studio

Ok … the next post … FOOD … it’ll be more interesting – I promise!